From the Oakland Zoo website:Ever wonder about the love lives of Animals? Do they really fall in Love? This Valentine’s Day, surprise your sweetie with something unique—an animal encounter you both will never forget! Join us for “Animal Amore” and learn about the courting, mating, and child-rearing habits of some of Oakland Zoo’s most amorous Zoo animals.
This year, we are hosting an “Animal Amore” evening event on two nights, February 13 & 14, 2009. Participants must be 21 years of age or older, because alcohol will be served. Guests will be served appetizers, drinks, dessert and enough information to keep the dinner conversation exciting for years! There will be live animals, prizes, and an erotic tour of the Zoo!
And not to be outdone, the San Francisco Zoo offers its own animal sex tour:
Be you Penguin, Primate or Possum…you are cordially invited to celebrate a San Francisco Zoo original 20th Annual Sex Tour/Woo at the Zoo with Jane Tollini. Come join us for new animals, new positions, new kinky information, ins & out, ups & downs of animal sex, all animals A to Z including U.
Heads & tails above flowers & candles; no better way to impress your Valentine; and if that is not enough…get up-close with an animal encounter! "Woo at the Zoo" also features a romantic brunch including; mimosas, French toast station, scrambled eggs, pastries, chocolate covered strawberries, fresh fruit and a delicious surprise. The special evening events will include; beef tenderloin, herbed couscous, sautéed spinach w/ pine nuts & golden raisins, salad and chocolate dipped strawberries. Reservations are required as this “sense”ational event sells out each year.
I kid you not. I would have gotten tickets, of course, if they weren't already sold out.
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